Comments on: Father’s Day Giveaway 2015 http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/ Telling it like it is... Mon, 13 Jun 2016 03:24:43 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.2 By: Davie K http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157374 Thu, 24 Sep 2015 10:08:59 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157374 Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ ]]> By: Julia Mason http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157373 Thu, 24 Sep 2015 08:45:29 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157373 “What do you call a Cow with no legs?”
“Ground Beef!” ]]> By: Kevin Kelly http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157372 Thu, 24 Sep 2015 06:13:22 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157372 Dad used to comb his hair over from side to the other, I asked him why and he said Im sharing it around, I thought I will never do that but even at my early age, Im sharing it around more than him ]]> By: Martin http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157366 Wed, 23 Sep 2015 14:19:31 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157366 My dad was just about to enter a pub when he saw a pile of dog poo on the step.
He thought about how unhygienic it was and decided to complain.
So he walked up to the barman and held out his hand.
“Look at that” he said “I nearly put my foot in that!!” ]]> By: Deb K http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157364 Wed, 23 Sep 2015 09:43:59 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157364 Twinkle twinkle little star
Daddy bought a motor car
Push the button, pull the chain
There goes someone down the drain! ]]> By: Maria Stringer http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157363 Wed, 23 Sep 2015 09:38:16 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157363 What time did the Chinese Dad go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. Hehe ]]> By: Ange http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157362 Wed, 23 Sep 2015 09:09:40 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157362 Dad used say: I used to have an addiction to the Hokey Pokey but then I turned myself around! ]]> By: Renee Ballantyne http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157358 Tue, 22 Sep 2015 22:55:42 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157358 What do you put into a pie? Your teeth! ]]> By: Karla Oleinikoff http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157356 Tue, 22 Sep 2015 13:29:14 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157356 Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”
Still funny, even though Dad has said it SO many times. ]]> By: linden http://allmumsaid.com.au/fathers-day-giveaway-2015/#comment-157352 Tue, 22 Sep 2015 02:36:04 +0000 http://allmumsaid.com.au/?p=7925#comment-157352 Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint ]]>