Phil Dunphy Dad Jokes And Quotes

Calling all movie buffs! Does you dad love comedies? Does he think he is hilarious when he comes out with a lamer than lame dad joke?

He may have more in common with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family than you or he may realise. He are a few of Phil’s best/worst dad jokes, puns and quotes.

Phil Dunphy quotes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these corkers.

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• If you love something let it go, unless it’s a tiger.

• Key to a good birthday? Low expectations.

• Trust me, as long as you are standing next to me, you won’t look stupid.

• I’m a cool dad, that’s my thang.
I’m hip, I surf the web, I text.
LOL: laugh out loud.
OMG: Oh my god.
WTF: Why the face?

• When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.
Life will be all like whaaat?

• Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

• Two things I bring to every open house: my lucky pen and a smile.
I haven’t sold a house all month.
Do you see me saying ‘I’m done’? Never, because there is no ‘done’ in Dunphy.

• Think inside the box. That’s right, I said inside, because while everyone is chasing each other outside; what is the box?
Empty!

• Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.

Season 7 of the Emmy Award winning comedy Modern Family is back with more laughs than ever before – own it on DVD August 31.

If your dad thinks he is as funny as Phil Dunphy, this could be the perfect Father’s Day gift for the self-proclaimed comedian in your home. Father’s Day is on September 4 this year so don’t forget to show dad just how funny you think he is!

What is your favourite Phil Dunphy quote?

Disclosure: I received the above dvd for the purpose of this post.