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Phil Dunphy Quotes And Dad Jokes

Phil Dunphy Dad Jokes And Quotes

Calling all movie buffs! Does you dad love comedies? Does he think he is hilarious when he comes out with a lamer than lame dad joke?

He may have more in common with Phil Dunphy from Modern Family than you or he may realise. He are a few of Phil’s best/worst dad jokes, puns and quotes.

Phil Dunphy quotes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these corkers.


 

• If you love something let it go, unless it’s a tiger.

• Key to a good birthday? Low expectations.

• Trust me, as long as you are standing next to me, you won’t look stupid.

• I’m a cool dad, that’s my thang.
I’m hip, I surf the web, I text.
LOL: laugh out loud.
OMG: Oh my god.
WTF: Why the face?

• When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.
Life will be all like whaaat?

• Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

• Two things I bring to every open house: my lucky pen and a smile.
I haven’t sold a house all month.
Do you see me saying ‘I’m done’? Never, because there is no ‘done’ in Dunphy.

• Think inside the box. That’s right, I said inside, because while everyone is chasing each other outside; what is the box?
Empty!

• Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.

Season 7 of the Emmy Award winning comedy Modern Family is back with more laughs than ever before – own it on DVD August 31.


If your dad thinks he is as funny as Phil Dunphy, this could be the perfect Father’s Day gift for the self-proclaimed comedian in your home. Father’s Day is on September 4 this year so don’t forget to show dad just how funny you think he is!

What is your favourite Phil Dunphy quote?

Disclosure: I received the above dvd for the purpose of this post.

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